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RE: Jesus ! - psy0nyd3 - 12-11-2011 09:50 PM
Anyway...
RE: Jesus ! - Introcluse - 12-11-2011 09:51 PM
(12-11-2011 05:50 PM)messinjure Wrote: yall probably hate but watch movies of senseless violence.
u mean like Mel Gibson's 'lethal whipping'....'the passion of the christ' ......
one of the bloodiest and most violent fantasy/horror films ever produced released which made 600 million at the box office and is one of the highest grossing films of all time ??
(12-11-2011 06:04 PM)YaelTheGreat Wrote: That because the majority of the users here are butthurt from past experiences or are just to immature to express their opinions without being childish and rude. Which is why we can never have a legitimate discussion about any subject of God and the supernatural.
hence why the thread is in the comedy section
RE: Jesus ! - YaelTheGreat - 12-11-2011 10:05 PM
I did not see that.
RE: Jesus ! - Just Jim - 12-11-2011 11:08 PM
I make pedophile jokes, I walk past an 8 year old girl and pretend to hide my erection, I wear Buddhas head on my face and dance like Monica on friends when she has the turkey on her head, I laugh hysterically at those hilarious Jesus pictures, I laugh at the fact that the majority of the time in Ireland a church is situated right next to a primary school, I make gay jokes, I make racist jokes, I wear a lamp shade on my head and squint my eyes, I do lots of things for a laugh. Does this make me a terrible person? Well maybe the child thing but not really. I have black friends, I have gay relatives, I think the historic Jesus was some man for one man, I think the Buddha is great, I love children(in more ways than one...no), I have Chinese friends.
Finding the humour in serious subjects does not make you evil or immature, it means you have a sense of fucking humour, if you dont find it funny then fine, doesnt mean it isnt funny...I mean, I don't hate priests. I was thinking of becoming one until they cut back on the child molestation.
RE: Jesus ! - Introcluse - 12-12-2011 02:11 AM
Father Christmas anagrams
harms christ fate
this charmers fat
smart trash chief
he's fat, smart, rich
the fat sir charms
the rich mr fat ass
RE: Jesus ! - messinjure - 12-12-2011 03:12 AM
^^^ faceslap
so introcluse , im glad to see u got many thanx on that post. which actually makes no sense with the topic at hand, well actually it does, it reinforces the fact that police brutality was around long before rodney king. By senseless violence, i think ur intelligent enough to differentiate between a documentation and a hollywood bloodbath.
RE: Jesus ! - Fuzzly Bear - 12-12-2011 01:33 PM
(12-11-2011 06:04 PM)YaelTheGreat Wrote: That because the majority of the users here are butthurt from past experiences or are just to immature to express their opinions without being childish and rude. Which is why we can never have a legitimate discussion about any subject of God and the supernatural.
No. Because it is impossible to have a legitimate discussion when one person discusses using logic and the other discusses without using logic. It is inherently impossible to have a 'legitimate' (what does that mean) discussion like this.
RE: Jesus ! - Eazy-E_CPT - 12-12-2011 10:59 PM
In Poland we have a larger statue of Jesus from that of the Rio De Janeiro ... but still poverty on the streets.
![[Image: muz4712702.jpg]](http://img.interia.pl/rozrywka/nimg/p/p/muz4712702.jpg)
And here is a joke of football fans
![[Image: fotobytula_chr_szalik_550.jpeg]](http://i.wp.pl/a/f/jpeg/27710/fotobytula_chr_szalik_550.jpeg)
RE: Jesus ! - Introcluse - 12-13-2011 01:05 AM
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No. Because it is impossible to have a legitimate discussion when one person discusses using logic and the other discusses without using logic. It is inherently impossible to have a 'legitimate' (what does that mean) discussion like this.
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exactly ....... how can you have a rational intellectual discourse over what's emotional and not rational in the first place ? it' like trying to have a discussion about marine biology with a blond girl form essex
the irreligious persons logic : we have a long way to go before we even begin to understand the infinite complexities of the universe.
the religious person : "The big magic sky-man made it all, now give me some money." .... seriously to even engage in a discussion with a religionist if giving them more credibility then they deserve..... UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ARE ALWAYS BETTER THEN UNQUESTIONED ANSWERS
back to the jesus jokes
Jesus walks into a bar & asks for a glass of water which he then turns into wine. The barman says, "Oy, what do you think you are doing?" Jesus replies, "I'm not paying your fucking prices."
Jesus once said, "Love thy neighbour." ............Bet he didn't live on a fucking council estate.
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. So it's a good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Jesus told us to love everybody.......he never said it had to be consensual
A Christian came up to me the other day and said "Jesus loves you" .....
I was disgusted, he's about 2000 years older than me