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what is going on, eating insects is one thing but this is perverted imo
02-23-2011, 07:40 PM
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what is going on, eating insects is one thing but this is perverted imo
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110218/tod...60dae.html


Long renowned for pioneering extreme sports such as bungee-jumping and heli-skiing, New Zealanders are now pushing culinary boundaries by serving up shots of horse semen to iron-stomached food lovers. Skip related content
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The equine delicacy will be on the menu at the annual Wildfoods Festival in the South Island town of Hokitika next month, along with other gastronomic delights such as raw scorpions, chocolate-covered beetles and deep-fried grubs.

"The idea is you'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards," Christchurch racehorse breeder Lindsay Kerslake, who came up with the semen surprise, told Fairfax Media.

He said the shots being sold at this year's festival on March 12 would taste like a milkshake and be washed down with an energy drink chaser.

Organiser Mike Keenan said he expected many festival patrons would sample the shots as a dare, and he was prepared to put his own stomach on the line.

"Yeah, I'll give it a go," he told AFP.

Keenan said the festival began 22 years ago as a way of allowing city slickers to "get out of their comfort zone" and sample bush tucker.

While much of the fare such as venison and wild boar is relatively unchallenging for mainstream tastes, Keenan said organisers liked to spice up the menu with more unusual offerings.

In the past, these have included rams' testicles and bulls' penises, although Keenan admitted Kerslake may have set a new benchmark.

"He thought these flavoured horse semen shots would be something different," Keenan said. "He's working on a number of flavours, from vanilla, right through to strawberry and chocolate."
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02-23-2011, 07:46 PM
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Might as well suck it off the horse's penis to get that kick.
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02-23-2011, 07:53 PM
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gross
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02-23-2011, 08:00 PM
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RE: what is going on, eating insects is one thing but this is perverted imo
mommy i just had a cup of Semen!
haha
this shit just goes a bit too far
plain stupid
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02-24-2011, 03:27 AM (This post was last modified: 02-24-2011 03:28 AM by Djoser.)
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RE: what is going on, eating insects is one thing but this is perverted imo
If people can eat bull's testicles on Fear Factor, then people can drink up horse semen. Nothing wrong with it.

We all came from semen. You are what you eat. Smiley-neutral

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02-24-2011, 05:32 AM
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Yeah no one should ever be denied the right to eat horse spunk.

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02-24-2011, 05:39 AM
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yummy
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02-25-2011, 02:18 PM
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Just wondering who the market for this is meant to be?

Then again the most expensive coffee in the world (Kopi Luwak for those interested) does come from cat shit so maybe this will take off...although i doubt it
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02-25-2011, 08:43 PM (This post was last modified: 02-25-2011 08:44 PM by Boboulas.)
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Id try it................................................... :/
Also lol at whoever has to obtain this semen.

Whats your job?

Oh nothing, I JUST TAKE THE SEMEN FROM HORSES IS ALL.

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02-25-2011, 08:51 PM
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1)Whats your job?

Oh nothing, I JUST TAKE THE SEMEN FROM HORSES IS ALL.

2)And how do u do that?

Easy I get the horse all horny and shit...and then fill the bucket.

3)Am really sorry for your job.

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02-25-2011, 11:06 PM
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They have this machine thing to obtain the semen, so you barely have to do anything.

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02-25-2011, 11:11 PM
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i saw this on jackass
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