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Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
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03-01-2012, 02:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-01-2012 02:42 AM by Raheem.)
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Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
http://www.snacksandshit.com/
Immortal Technique is featured too. #522 "I don't eat pork, not 'cause I'm a Muslim, I just don't really like it... but I really will fuck a bird up." - Immortal Technique, Beef and Broccoli Friend: "Yo Immortal, you comin by for BBQ or what?" Immortal: "What yall havin?" Friend: "Porkchops, ribs, corn and mashed potatoes." Immortal: "Fuck that nigga. I'll bring my own shit to grill." (2hrs later, Immortal finally arrives at the BBQ) Friend: "Yo! Why yo hands bloody? Is that a dead peacock??? Where you been??" Immortal: "Zoo. Let's eat nigga." #110 "I jerk off inside books and give life to words." - Immortal Technique, Positive Balance Someone: "Hey, has anyone seen Immortal Technique? I can't find him." Someone Else: "Yeah last I saw him he was in the library." Everyone Else: "OH NO!" The line should go like this instead... "I jerk off inside books and then get arrested because that's weird and illegal." |
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03-01-2012, 03:16 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
Someone: "Hey, has anyone seen Immortal Technique? I can't find him."
Someone Else: "Yeah last I saw him he was in the library." Everyone Else: "OH NO!" LMFAOOO |
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03-01-2012, 03:21 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
I think Rick Ross and Lil Wayne have the most.
“If there’s a God He’s calling me back home, this barrel never felt so good next to my dome. It’s cold and I’d rather die than live alone.” -Freddy E |
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03-01-2012, 04:05 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
Everything rick ross says is shit. lol.
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03-01-2012, 04:19 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
but the first one is just him talking and the second one is a great line...
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03-01-2012, 04:24 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
I agree Laz, but I think they are just making fun of stuff out of comment. Pretty poor humour...
“If there’s a God He’s calling me back home, this barrel never felt so good next to my dome. It’s cold and I’d rather die than live alone.” -Freddy E |
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03-01-2012, 05:58 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
When did interludes count as raps? That's like quoting a line from Open your Eyes or Message and the Money.
"Humans are the most individualistic species I know. If you have three humans in a room, there will be six opinions." ~ Samara
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03-01-2012, 07:24 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
The positive balance line kills..the fuck they talkin about.
The formulation... the key to my credential, Knowledge makes my potential more essential. ![[Image: Radioguns-1.jpg]](http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k25/Sleazy_02/Radioguns-1.jpg)
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03-01-2012, 08:46 AM
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RE: Worst Lines In Hip-Hop
Some of the lines quoted in there are taken completely out of context...
apart from that pretty funny list, but still the kid needs to do his research.. Fuck the police, I squeeze first, make 'em eat dirt
Take 'em feet first through the morgue, then launch 'em in the T-bird - Big Punisher |
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