Why Men and Women Cant be friends

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(02-20-2012 03:22 AM)Laz Wrote:  i wear baggy pants and wu tshirts :'(

[Midnight EyeZ]

(02-20-2012 02:52 AM)NikkiC713 Wrote:  just make sure there drunk enough;)

A few days ago I was laying in bed at like 3am, and I heard screaming so I looked out my window and this drunk girl was getting thrown out of a cab...She tried to walk off but fell right on her face and couldn't get back up, no matter how many times she tried, so she was just kinda lying face first with her arse up in the air, that combined with a skirt shorter than a belt and see-through stockings got me thinking with my dick...I was gonna get dressed go down and ask if she needed "assistance" *wink wink...But then I got scared in case she had some kinda rape alarm lol...Not that I had intentions of rape, but it'd just be my luck if she did and then Police came and took me to Prison lol...

Anyway, the point is drunk girls aren't always safe to approach under certain circumstances...

[Funsized]

maynee. I fucking hate stupid hoes like that.

I'm a strong believer of if yuo cant hang... DONT fucking drink.

See girls like that are asking to be raped & shit.

[Midnight EyeZ]

Well I dunno if they're asking to be raped lol...I mean, if you're asking it's consensual so there's no crime involved...

But yeah, I agree...There's no need to drink that much, especially if you can't handle it...It's more than likely the cab driver kicked her out for throwing up in his cab...

[TheGrandVisionary]

Drunks are funny. I sometimes see a few in the town centre when I finished college at 4, you see a lot of drunks getting wasted at like 12 though!

shit I set off for college at 8:15 and I go past the back of a row of shops and I always see the same two polish guys with cider getting wasted, sometimes they seem like they're already wrecked and just drinking just to pass the time.

[Asshole]

(02-20-2012 01:18 PM)NikkiC713 Wrote:  See girls like that are asking to be raped & shit.

no.

[Funsized]

midnight tryna help...

[Rick Ross 187]

(02-20-2012 12:20 PM)Midnight EyeZ Wrote:  

(02-20-2012 02:52 AM)NikkiC713 Wrote:  just make sure there drunk enough;)

A few days ago I was laying in bed at like 3am, and I heard screaming so I looked out my window and this drunk girl was getting thrown out of a cab...She tried to walk off but fell right on her face and couldn't get back up, no matter how many times she tried, so she was just kinda lying face first with her arse up in the air, that combined with a skirt shorter than a belt and see-through stockings got me thinking with my dick...I was gonna get dressed go down and ask if she needed "assistance" *wink wink...But then I got scared in case she had some kinda rape alarm lol...Not that I had intentions of rape, but it'd just be my luck if she did and then Police came and took me to Prison lol...

Anyway, the point is drunk girls aren't always safe to approach under certain circumstances...

lol wow

spying out your window between posting on a forum at some chick near passed out and unable to stand in the street, and intending to go play whiteknight so u can fuck her is pretty weird and desperate. if this girls pass out drunk and has just been sick why would u even want to hit it anyway

[Funsized]

I have to agree. Its pretty sad is you gotta wait for drunk pussy.

[Gezus]

He doesn't need to wait for drunk pussy. He can just go to gigs and pick up the 16 year olds pretending to be 19.

[Asshole]

you're a rapper. you just got a shoutout from rhyme asylum. get some pussy at a concert and clean up your image. get some confidence. sheesh.

[Midnight EyeZ]

(02-20-2012 10:28 PM)Rick Ross 187 Wrote:  

(02-20-2012 12:20 PM)Midnight EyeZ Wrote:  

(02-20-2012 02:52 AM)NikkiC713 Wrote:  just make sure there drunk enough;)

A few days ago I was laying in bed at like 3am, and I heard screaming so I looked out my window and this drunk girl was getting thrown out of a cab...She tried to walk off but fell right on her face and couldn't get back up, no matter how many times she tried, so she was just kinda lying face first with her arse up in the air, that combined with a skirt shorter than a belt and see-through stockings got me thinking with my dick...I was gonna get dressed go down and ask if she needed "assistance" *wink wink...But then I got scared in case she had some kinda rape alarm lol...Not that I had intentions of rape, but it'd just be my luck if she did and then Police came and took me to Prison lol...

Anyway, the point is drunk girls aren't always safe to approach under certain circumstances...

lol wow

spying out your window between posting on a forum at some chick near passed out and unable to stand in the street, and intending to go play whiteknight so u can fuck her is pretty weird and desperate. if this girls pass out drunk and has just been sick why would u even want to hit it anyway

Not spying dude, if I'm in bed at 3am and hear screaming obviously I'm gonna investigate...And as for why would I even want to hit it -

(02-20-2012 12:20 PM)Midnight EyeZ Wrote:  she was just kinda lying face first with her arse up in the air, that combined with a skirt shorter than a belt and see-through stockings got me thinking with my dick

Besides, most girls my age-range get fucked while they're drunk these days anyway lol...

(02-20-2012 10:59 PM)NikkiC713 Wrote:  I have to agree. Its pretty sad is you gotta wait for drunk pussy.

Well the sober pussy ain't all that interested

(02-20-2012 11:18 PM)Gezus Wrote:  He doesn't need to wait for drunk pussy. He can just go to gigs and pick up the 16 year olds pretending to be 19.

Technically still drunk pussy, and almost jailbait lol...

(02-20-2012 11:18 PM)Laz Wrote:  you're a rapper. you just got a shoutout from rhyme asylum. get some pussy at a concert and clean up your image. get some confidence. sheesh.

That's a bit rich coming from Mr.