03-04-2011, 11:47 PM
Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb, And she named him Billy,
She took it out behind the shed, And sucked its little willy
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill, Went up the hil, to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill, And now there's little Franky.
Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone, When she bent over
Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.
Mary Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
"It doesn't, you cunt. The plants do."
Little Miss Muffet, Wanked on her tuffet,
With a dildo the size of her arm.
Along came a nigga,
With a cock much bigger,
And did her some permanant harm.