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**cleef** · (This post was last modified: 12-25-2011 12:51 AM by cleef.)

(12-24-2011 09:38 PM)33 Degrees Wrote: Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy rape

lol Fail. its gang rape...

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Another one:

I used to make jokes about skyrim but then i took a vagina to the dick

**Introcluse** · 01-28-2012, 11:16 PM

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "fuck off you won't bring it back"

suicide: at least you won't feel guilty afterwards

suicide: the last thing you'd ever wanna do

suicide: you have to get the hang of it

**x Nadzy x** · 02-19-2012, 09:25 PM

Why does Beyonce only sing "to the left to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

**Funsized** · 02-19-2012, 09:33 PM

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Her english teacher told her to go do an essay

**RapAddict95** · 02-20-2012, 02:35 AM

Why are women like condoms?

Because they spend 90% of their time in your wallet and only 10% on your dick.

**Introcluse** · 03-24-2012, 10:45 PM

sum funny porn titles:

the da vinci code
the da vinci load

chitty chitty bang bang
chitty chitty gang bang

saving private ryan
shaving ryans privates

lord of the rings
lord of the g strings

star wars
star whores

american ganster
american pornstar

saw
raw

30 days of night
30 gays at night

transformers
transexuals

the gladiator
the glad-he-ate-her/ the gladiat-whore

pulp fiction
pump friction

jurassic park
jur-ass-dick fark

men in black
men in crack/ men in black girls/ men at back

there's something about mary
there's some things inside mary

i know what you did last summer
i know who you did miss summer

no holds barred
no holes barred

indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark
indiana bones and the raiders of the large ass

lord of war
lord of whore

james bond: goldeneye
james bone: golden shower

mary poppins
mary plopp-in

terminator
penatrator

the pursuit of happyness
the pursuit of a penis

**YaelTheGreat** · 03-25-2012, 03:37 AM

Question: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!

It was on HIMYM

**Asshole** · 03-25-2012, 04:48 AM

using that on chicks

**Gezus** · 03-25-2012, 09:38 PM

(03-25-2012 03:37 AM)YaelTheGreat Wrote: Question: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!

It was on HIMYM

On the contrary, just lather it with peanut butter.

**YaelTheGreat** · 03-25-2012, 09:39 PM

Did you try that with your dog?

**Gezus** · 03-25-2012, 09:50 PM

No, your mother is just really kinky.

**Gezus** · 05-31-2012, 11:29 PM

Lets add in some prostitute jokes:

Two prostitutes were talking.
"We're in the best business in the world," said one.
"Why's that?" said the other.
"Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!"

Cop to a hooker: "What would your mother do if she saw you doing this?"
Hooker: "She'd kill me...It's her corner."

Question: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

Spoiler:

Question: If a whole bunch of women were walking down the street and they all turned into potatoes how could you tell which one was the prostitute?

Spoiler:

Question: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Spoiler:

Question: Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?

Spoiler:

Question: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Spoiler:

Question: What is the difference between prostitutes and a girlfriend?

Spoiler: