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12-16-2011, 03:19 AM
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Q: How did Moses make his tea?
A: Hebrews it.

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12-16-2011, 07:08 PM (This post was last modified: 12-16-2011 07:11 PM by Introcluse.)
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My relationship has come to an end..... it was out of my hands.....i got amputated for
stealing in saudi arabia

A jew was saying to me today, "If the whole world was jew then there would be no swine flu because we don't eat pork". I replied, "yes, and if no one was jew Israel wouldn't exist".

I passed an exam in ethics ...........by cheating

I applied for a job as a philosopher today. They asked me "Why can you start?"

A man walks into a Library and after a few minutes ask the librarian why there isn't any books on Palestine. The Librarian replies, " That shelf is currently occupied"
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12-16-2011, 07:13 PM
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the last three were funny. the first two were....

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12-22-2011, 11:12 AM
Post: #76
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I went on a blind date last night. I asked my date "Do you like Peppa Pig?"

She replied "Yes why?"

"Waiter can we have some pepper over here please"
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12-22-2011, 01:39 PM
Post: #77
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What's Tin-Tin's favourite dance???...

The Can-Can...


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12-23-2011, 10:11 AM
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^ lol you absolute cheese ball!
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12-23-2011, 10:35 AM
Post: #79
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Wanna hear a joke?

cleef.

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12-23-2011, 10:38 AM
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(12-23-2011 10:11 AM)cleef Wrote:  ^ lol you absolute cheese ball!

Hey, I made that up myself...









It was a proud moment...


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12-23-2011, 11:18 AM
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Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape Edition

Turns out they all did it.
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12-23-2011, 12:57 PM (This post was last modified: 12-23-2011 01:00 PM by Patrick Bateman.)
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Jokes about women are not funny. Period.
And I can't stand cripple jokes.
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12-24-2011, 09:22 PM
Post: #83
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Can be offensive, but then again... fuck it

What's a Black Woman with Period??
A Mon Cherry

What's A Black Woman with Spots??
A Ferrero Rocher

What's a Black Woman Pregnant??
A Kinder Egg

Now a lame One

What's a Red Dot on A white Wall??
Rev without Brakes Smiley-grin

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12-24-2011, 09:38 PM
Post: #84
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Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy rape

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