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Aaron Offline
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What is the difference between clint eastwood and anal sex?

One of them makes your day, the other makes your hole weak.

Wink

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12-21-2009 05:18 PM
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RE: Jokes!
LMAO!

".....The blood flows heavy in The Streets Of Ghazza,
With empty cries of children for mother and father....."

~ Muslim Soldier, The Streets Of Ghazza ~

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12-21-2009 06:32 PM
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RE: Jokes!
lmao.. good one.

I got two that are disturbing.. I know someone's gonna say they're un-called for. Muahah.

Q: What do they call the hair in between your grandmother's breasts?
A: A vagina.

Q: What bangs on metal, and Definitely does NOT like sex??
A: The six-year old in my trunk.

Lmao..

--> Give some of my music a listen.


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12-21-2009 06:49 PM
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RE: Jokes!
^lolololol 6 years old

Q:what's brown and sticky....?
A:A stick

Q:What type of horse has a dick on it's back?
A:A Police Horse

Q:When is it bedtime @ Michael Jacksons
A:When the big hand touches the little hand

Q:what's the best thing about fucking 36 year olds
A:There's 30 of em Tongue
12-21-2009 09:16 PM
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Muslim Soldier Offline
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RE: Jokes!
^ LMAO you bastard!

".....The blood flows heavy in The Streets Of Ghazza,
With empty cries of children for mother and father....."

~ Muslim Soldier, The Streets Of Ghazza ~

R.I.P. Sadia, My Beloved Sister

R.I.P. Fares Odeh
...A true Soldier...


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12-21-2009 09:20 PM
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Aaron Offline
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I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow.
I can't wait.

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Remember - drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.
Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a babysitter.

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I caught my son listening to a song called ''Smack my Bitch Up''.

I took him to one side and explained it wasn't big or clever to hit women.

''But Dad,'' he said ''it's not about that at all. It's about injecting women with heroin so they can be manipulated into prostitution.''

I apologised for my mistake.

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12-22-2009 12:52 AM
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What has 132 teeth and holds back a huge monster.

Answer: My zipper.

(02-10-2010 06:27 AM)shakur420 Wrote:  lol, you're gonna get arrested one day.

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12-22-2009 06:48 AM
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dizfunktional Offline
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haha that^ reminded me of another joke

Q:how do u get a pound out of a fly?
A:unzip it

Q:How many psychiatrists does it take 2 change a lightbulb
A: Just one... but it has 2 want 2 change

I was feeling sick so I went 2 see a chinese doctor, he got me 2 strip naked n crawl across tha floor.. he then told me I had the Ed Zachary disease..

my face rook ed zachery rike my ass!! Sad
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12-22-2009 10:21 AM
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An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home.
The man turns to the woman and says,"I bet you can't tell how old I am."
She says,"Okay."
She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, "You're 83."
"That's amazing!" the man exclaims. "How did you know that?" he asks.
She replies, "You told me yesterday."

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 14.

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12-22-2009 04:16 PM
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Aaron Offline
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Bulimics are such attention seekers. They're always bringing it up.

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12-22-2009 04:24 PM
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