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02-28-2011, 09:25 PM
Post: #73
RE: Jesus !
^Hahaha gotta love Bill Hicks.

Why do you think there has never been a 2nd coming? He's like, "No way dad, I'm not going, they're still wearing the fucking crosses!"

No but really if this thread ever dies I bet it will pull a Jesus and revive itself.

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03-23-2011, 11:22 PM
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08-20-2011, 08:20 PM
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..its finally been proven, Jesus wasn't a myth !

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08-20-2011, 08:38 PM
Post: #76
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that's a thoroughbred


You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
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08-20-2011, 08:46 PM
Post: #77
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everyone knows jesus was born in kenya where he was indoctrined in the ways of the communist illumanati and swore a blood oath to al qaeda while his hawaiin grandparents conspired to leave a paper trail of his residence with them until he would someday become president only to plunge america into a godless society ruled by sharia law.
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08-20-2011, 08:57 PM
Post: #78
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lol^


nuff blasphemy


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08-20-2011, 08:59 PM
Post: #79
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(08-20-2011 08:46 PM)Lazarus Amaru Zion Wrote:  everyone knows jesus was born in kenya where he was indoctrined in the ways of the communist illumanati and swore a blood oath to al qaeda while his hawaiin grandparents conspired to leave a paper trail of his residence with them until he would someday become president only to plunge america into a godless society ruled by sharia law.

been browsing some tea party websites lately? lulz

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn I said never
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08-20-2011, 08:59 PM
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die infidels
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08-26-2011, 04:26 PM
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10-31-2011, 01:16 PM (This post was last modified: 10-31-2011 01:21 PM by Introcluse.)
Post: #82
RE: Jesus !
happy halloween guys !!

if u have any kids or siblings tell em not dress up in a jesus halloween costume, they'll keep dropping their treats thru the holes in their hands
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10-31-2011, 01:21 PM
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lol, interclose.

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Quote:"Is", "is." "is"—the idiocy of the word haunts me. If it were abolished, human thought might begin to make sense. I don't know what anything "is"; I only know how it seems to me at this moment.

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12-09-2011, 06:31 PM
Post: #84
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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the painting

What's the difference between Jesus and a Vagina?

A vagina is still alright after a few nails.

A protest sign outside St Paul's says "What would Jesus do?"

Does no one in the Church have the guts to say 'He'd fuck off for a few days'?
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