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**marioalosangeles** · 05-20-2011, 02:50 PM

I'm lookin for a challenge, but non o' y'all can bring it
everyone stay in silence, while I bomb this forum and everyone in it
let me make this clear, I ain't got no competition
I'm hazardous like bad chemical composition
I don't rhyme about revolution I live it
that's why I pity the fool who reaches my limit
cause I respond with 7.62x39 caliber bullets
you take chances with me, you playing a Russian roulette
I take you all out at once without braking a sweat
so it's time you start taking this shit
a bit more serious. I'm a bit devious
so watch your surroundings, I'm on stealth mode
got your heart pounding, feeling paranoid
Let me welcome you to the underground
shootin a hundred rounds
per second... bring ya heavy artillery
fuck your little Smith and Wesson
It's a metaphor niggah, don't be bringin me weapons
It's about rhyme schemes and delivery
I don't give a fuck if you ain't feeling me
Just acknowledge ma skills, either way I'm a better MC
fuck rhymin, I'll start ranting and still
you can't be better than me
I'll murder your style inevitably
fuck it, let me end it for once and for all
If I continue, I'll probably end up on parole
cause I'll lyrically slaughter anyone of you chumps
I ain't got nothin to prove to all you Donal Trumps
just rememba'... I'm as real as they come...

Alright y'all...this is to no one in particular.
I ain't dissin nobody nor this great forum, I'm most likely not the best rapper here
I'm only trying to see if someone responds and represents
the true Immortal Technique soldier supporters. Battling is fun to me
even if I ain't that good. It's great practice.
Aiight peace, and please... If you are gonna respond, don't hold back...

**strange.famous** · 05-20-2011, 03:05 PM

The battle format of this forum is weird as fuck. They got 15 minute limits and shit, and 3 rounds lol....
will go thru your lyrics later, peace.

**Djoser** · (This post was last modified: 05-22-2011 06:23 AM by Djoser.)

This little pup starts barking but he still teethin'
Turn ya over and smack that ass so you can start breathin'
Seems like this mario's had too many mushrooms
but you ain't grow up one bit so don't be quick to rush doom
Your style's slim like Subway and Jenny Craig
All this gun talk, is that what you or the Henny said?
A bandicoot posing as a tiger but can't even smash crates
Your threats are nonexistent like Nancy's Grace
You ain't a Prodigy causing Havoc rapping like you shook
Your style's not even warm enough to cook with
Don't give enough damns about how these hurt
Come back when you stop flowing like a sp-sp-sp-sprinkler

**cleef** · 05-20-2011, 03:39 PM

Something i quickly threw together

Respond with an AK? Yeah right for sure
Blud you aint got no guns, you got no war
No Russian roulette… more like a Russian doll
outside persona faker than an internet troll
gonna break away the layers with a bit of examination
only hazardous because of your rhyme contamination
Thinking your military cos your wearing fatigues
Trust me bruv, me and you are in different leagues
No need for guns when I’ve got my craft
My lyrics ’ll make u disappear like bush during the draft
So your fake ass threats, we might as well ignore em
Cos this shit isn’t it worthy of this forum

**KRIM_TACTIKS** · 05-20-2011, 04:15 PM

lol some funny rhymes in here, nice one.

**Djoser** · 05-20-2011, 04:36 PM

Might as well post this one since I have it sitting here.

Coming hard like two nuts, chill out with two puffs
Sho’ ‘nuff, I’ll lynch your ass like the Ku Klux
Boasting your weaponry, funny how you checkin’ me
I guess you pop lead from like what? Ten to three?
Get real son, no ones scared of your Nerf toys
You lose respect just for dissin’ on my turf boy
Puff Daddy all you want, you still ain’t a bad boy
You only come strapped when you bust in a jockstrap
Hit you over so hard, you’ll be inflicted with a hunchback
No need to Rock the Bells cuz you ain’t going this year man
I’ll serve you up again and make the crowd go “NostraDAMN”

**marioalosangeles** · 05-20-2011, 04:46 PM

Haha good, good...

Aiight, so now I got two mediocre Charlie sheens ranting at me
shook cause they ain't neva seen a more clever rappa' than me
that niggah talkin shit cause I wear the army certified suits
how do I know ya ass don't walk around lookin like a damn fruit
what chu talkin bout, callin me a pup boy?
you a rubba pussy, you ain't nothin but a fuck toy
Y'all niggas can't touch ma style
I'm versatile. I diss you in two languages
i just gave you that feelin of anguish-ya get
when everyone in the crowd is laughing at ya
I don't need guns to murder you're nursery rhymes
I spit fire, capable to burn-cities-down
ya'll done fucked up, you in Mario's world now
fuck mushrooms! I'm too busy makin the princess growl
I use a dinasour as a fuckin horse
shoot fireballs and kill dragons, to make matters worse
both of y'all ain't nothin but internet gangstas
I'm the infamous twizz, I make the rain stop
or I can make it rain on you hoes
it's been less than 2 minutes and I'm already slaying ya flows
Y'all sayin I'm wack? well say it ain't so!
I finished you off, without any metaphors
straightforward, like a centurion with a sword!
runnin toward you, without any remorse.

Damn, I give y'all props! good shit...

**cleef** · 05-20-2011, 04:50 PM

im out for the night! Will deffo read this though and respond later...

**marioalosangeles** · 05-20-2011, 04:53 PM

(05-20-2011 04:50 PM)cleef Wrote: im out for the night! Will deffo read this though and respond later...

lol
I'm out too cuzz...
gotta catch some Zzz
Good shit son...Props

**Midnight EyeZ** · 05-20-2011, 05:30 PM

MarioaLosAngeles, you're challenging a rapping Evangelist,
That'll shackle you and have you wrapped in bandages,
Smoke a little cannabis and think your bad enough to chant a diss,
You thought your little rant was sick but bet you didn't bank on this,
You're rapping's shit, and you're about to hear my savage wit,
All that crack you sniff has got this faggot acting big,
Your style is whack as shit, my style is heavenly,
You couldn't win this battle if I was smashed on wine and Hennessey,
You'll murder my style inevitably??? My rhyming chemistry
Will leave you 6 feet in wintery earth inside a cemetery,
Just try to test a G, I'll smash your little head in,
And take on another member of your team just to split a second,
I don't need a little Smith N Wesson, my swift aggression's
More than enough to school this prick and teach this little bitch a lesson,
I'm a living legend, someone to put your trust and faith in,
But you won't ever touch my status living in your mother's basement,
For making such a statement, I'll punch your ugly face in,
You only welcome people to the Underground when working at a subway station,
Blah blah blah...

Just rambling lol...

**Djoser** · 05-20-2011, 06:01 PM

You think you’re rappin’ like Kool G
That’s cool, G, but it don’t fool me one bit
Think you a beast online, putting down your best work
But you’re put offline cuz you’re on a Piece of Shit Network
Your barks ain’t go not bite without a tooth to brush
Even Helen Keller can see who’s better between the two of us
You and I crosswords, but you can’t find the right rhyme
Yo son, study a track cuz you flowin’ like GrindTime
Now you’re dumbfounded ‘cuz you underestimated
Refine your hobby, listen, it’d be best to change it

**shakur420** · (This post was last modified: 07-25-2011 10:39 PM by shakur420.)

Dope. Spontaneous and shit. Love it.

(05-20-2011 03:05 PM)Navan91 Wrote: The battle format of this forum is weird as fuck. They got 15 minute limits and shit, and 3 rounds lol....

That's just how they wanted to do it, the people who battled. It's up to you how you want it to go down. Just let the host know what you want.