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**Rio-Leonardo** · 06-11-2011, 02:33 AM

(06-11-2011 02:15 AM)El Mono Wrote: granted

And so Ps1 and Ps2 were never invented, the most sold console ever [ps2] didn't bring gaming back, there was no need for innovation, money wasn't being made, Microsoft didn't see the video game market as lucrative. Nintendo tighten it's grip and churn out Mario after Mario, leaving no room for competition, and so gaming dies.

I wish pokemon were real.

granted: Pokemons are real, but they are tortured by thousands and pokemon fights become a violent national sport, however, The Vegan Marxist becomes president and puts it to an end, you will be eventually thrown in jail where you will be raped and executed!

I wish I would be Piccolo

**Gezus** · 06-11-2011, 03:42 AM

(06-11-2011 12:22 AM)Ozud Wrote: Wish granted.......But the person who grants your wish is yourself,as you get a boner,turning on these retarded chimps to greviously rape you,beat you and hang you by your balls until you die. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm pretty sure you just granted the wish; I am incapable of granting my own wishes, if only..

haha

**Ozud** · 06-11-2011, 06:02 PM

"I wish I would be piccolo"

Wish granted, however you have no powers meaning your just a pussy and skinnier version of the hulk.

I wish I could live forever.

**TheDon** · 06-11-2011, 11:35 PM

granted, you get to 394 years and end up killing yourself as humans become extinct.

I wish Tony Montana was young again

**Ozud** · 06-12-2011, 12:39 AM

Wish granted, he becomes so young he's a sperm in his dad's penis.

I wish somone shoots Benjamin Netanyahu tommorow

**El Mono** · (This post was last modified: 06-12-2011 04:42 AM by El Mono.)

Quote:Wish granted, he becomes so young he's a sperm in his dad's penis.

I didn't know I had sperm in my penis. I was so dumb I always thought it was in the testicles! Boy is my face red.

Any way

Wish granted, however Netanyahu is replaced by an even more extreme Israeli PM who begins to spread Israeli terrorism to more countries in the region, even going as far as Nuking Iran. The world becomes worse and worse as the days pass.

I wish for a chocolate yoghurt.

**marioalosangeles** · 06-12-2011, 07:59 AM

Granted, but you have 5 seconds to finish it or turns into cum mixed with shit

I wish Big Pun got healthier and didn't die so young.

**Ozud** · 06-12-2011, 02:19 PM

(06-12-2011 04:41 AM)El Mono Wrote:
Quote:Wish granted, he becomes so young he's a sperm in his dad's penis.

I didn't know I had sperm in my penis. I was so dumb I always thought it was in the testicles! Boy is my face red

My bad lol,Correction: he becomes so young he's back in his dad's left ball.

**Midnight EyeZ** · (This post was last modified: 06-12-2011 02:30 PM by Midnight EyeZ.)

Granted, but he falls off and starts rapping with Lil' Wayne and uses auto-tune on all his records...

I wish this writer's block would fuck off...

**Djoser** · (This post was last modified: 06-12-2011 03:14 PM by Djoser.)

Granted, but you lose your hands and have your jaw crushed to pieces in a trolley accident.

I wish for three more wishes.

**Ozud** · 06-12-2011, 03:36 PM

Wish granted, however those 3 wishes are not of your choosing,they are of mine. Therefore I wish you you turn gay (if you're already not),I wish you become a failure at everything single thing your life and I wish you get raped by a horny bunch of lions everyday.

I wish my handwriting was better.

**Gezus** · 06-12-2011, 09:28 PM

(06-12-2011 03:36 PM)Ozud Wrote: Wish granted, however those 3 wishes are not of your choosing,they are of mine. Therefore I wish you you turn gay (if you're already not),I wish you become a failure at everything single thing your life and I wish you get raped by a horny bunch of lions everyday.

I wish my handwriting was better.

"What you basically do is grant someones wish, but you change it for the worse."

How is making him gay for the worse?

Anyways,

Granted, but soon after you develop a serious case of arthritis and are unable to even move your limbs any more.

I wish it was raining.