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**hardeep** · 06-09-2011, 11:53 PM

Wish granted, but then the world gets nuked leaving you alone forever

I wish that I was the smartest and healthiest person ever and couldn't get a brain tumor

**Gezus** · 06-09-2011, 11:56 PM

Granted, but then everyone else dies from the most lethal virus ever and you live forever alone.

I wish i could fly.

**ClichéGuevara** · (This post was last modified: 06-10-2011 12:01 AM by ClichéGuevara.)

Granted, but now you're a paedo like R Kellz

I wish you two would stop using forever alone after I just said it.

**Fuzzly Bear** · 06-10-2011, 05:20 AM

Granted, but your life just becomes a million different shitty memes instead.

I wish my balls weighed 27kg

**marioalosangeles** · (This post was last modified: 06-10-2011 01:14 PM by marioalosangeles.)

Granted, but now your balls are so heavy that they drag on the ground and you continuously step on them. (I can't believe I just said that shit)

I wish I could be produce for Immortal Technique.

**cleef** · 06-10-2011, 01:23 PM

(06-10-2011 01:12 PM)marioalosangeles Wrote: I wish I could be produce for Immortal Technique.

granted but now tech has eaten you and your gone.

i wish i could make myself invisible

**Rio-Leonardo** · (This post was last modified: 06-10-2011 01:41 PM by Rio-Leonardo.)

@Cleef. Granted: You are invisible and therefore your parents have sex in your bedroom because they cant see that your at home!

I wish that who ever responds to my wish will be violently raped(by men) on a homosexual parade!

**marioalosangeles** · 06-10-2011, 01:44 PM

(06-10-2011 01:29 PM)Rio-Leonardo Wrote: @Cleef. Granted: You are invisible and therefore your parents have sex in your bedroom because they cant see that your at home!

I wish that who ever responds to my wish will be violently raped(by men) on a homosexual parade!

lmao fuck that! I wanna see who comes up with something clever....

**Gezus** · (This post was last modified: 06-10-2011 09:25 PM by Gezus.)

(06-10-2011 01:29 PM)Rio-Leonardo Wrote: @Cleef. Granted: You are invisible and therefore your parents have sex in your bedroom because they cant see that your at home!

I wish that who ever responds to my wish will be violently raped(by men) on a homosexual parade!

(06-10-2011 01:44 PM)marioalosangeles Wrote:
(06-10-2011 01:29 PM)Rio-Leonardo Wrote: @Cleef. Granted: You are invisible and therefore your parents have sex in your bedroom because they cant see that your at home!

I wish that who ever responds to my wish will be violently raped(by men) on a homosexual parade!
lmao fuck that! I wanna see who comes up with something clever....

Granted, they violently rape me... at black ops because I never played it before, after which they violently have sex with you. [Image: trollfaceaa.png]

I wish the person who grants my wish gets beaten to death by a group of retarded chimps in real life.

**Ozud** · 06-11-2011, 12:22 AM

Wish granted.......But the person who grants your wish is yourself,as you get a boner,turning on these retarded chimps to greviously rape you,beat you and hang you by your balls until you die. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish ONLY the person who posts below me gets raped in every hole available in real life. (Beat that)

**TheDon** · 06-11-2011, 12:40 AM

granted, my monitors fucked so im above you therefore u get raped.

I wish there was no such thing as playstation.

**El Mono** · 06-11-2011, 02:15 AM

granted

And so Ps1 and Ps2 were never invented, the most sold console ever [ps2] didn't bring gaming back, there was no need for innovation, money wasn't being made, Microsoft didn't see the video game market as lucrative. Nintendo tighten it's grip and churn out Mario after Mario, leaving no room for competition, and so gaming dies.

I wish pokemon were real.