BATTLE: THE STONED RAJ vs. KRIM_TACTIKS!!!!!

[KRIM_TACTIKS]

too lame lmao

[The Stoned Raj]

So you got some guns, bullets and sick lyrics
All stashed?
Blow me off the map, with that Australian craft
Home of steve Irwin and, uh..
That other chap?
What the fuck you famous for?
This aint a rugby match
Im in the, mecca of the art
Your stuck in the, artic of rap
Where I freeze mc’s, like mortal kombat attacks
To sub-zero degrees, and rip they spine from they back

So I’m a little child
But my styles a little BIG
And you’re a little kim, so please get off my dick
I wait a little while, cause patience is the trick
And I know you wanna smile, but don’t wait for me to slip

[KRIM_TACTIKS]

also too lame

[The Stoned Raj]

Ok,
It appears im not going raw enough so imma saw and cut till you halk up blood
And start talking funny like stephen hawkins would
With your arms contorted like two awkward clubs
Gimp as Gump
Aint running shit but the forest
RUN
No need to retort, this is sorta done
I never play off, call it four to none
Post- season meetings, or just for fun
Ill be the reason they tweeting, like Martin’s son

Cause I’m no longer acting, your inadequate at rapping
Leaving you inactive as Ludacris as a black activist in Crash
Feel the racial impact from facial pigments and place on the map
You can be unique, the first blue m.c, when I deprive oxygen gas
To your lungs, till you collapse
Like an Eminem Show, your Benzino
Your careers cracked in the aftermath
I’m the addition you cant grasp, much like calculus
Find the limit of my lines, only exist in the past
And stretches fast, as infinity, cause supremacy’s in my viscinity
And adversaries flee to the industry, and becomes pawns and amenities
A social pleasantry, im an anemone
Living symbiotically with these clowns for centuries
But fuck their petty pleas, I only need my own energy
Making the win look dim for krim like Zapruder films did for Kennedy

[KRIM_TACTIKS]

crap.

[The Stoned Raj]

Should I respect you?
Your reputation protect you?
Another thousand posts before, starting my next feud
Become a “VIP MEMBER”, and get my name in yellow text too?
Develop generic styles, and beg for entry to the best crew
The self- proclaimed kings, but I don’t see no set proof
All I see is aging has-beens, with no presence to hit booths
I hit truths, sitting, fuming like blunts
I am D MC, like Reverend Run
Maybe I got the, swag of a nun
This is my catholic class
Fit you with the dunce caps and its done
Quick to talk about my parents, yours are in the trunk
My dicks in your girl, she’s late this month
And if it’s really mine, the AIDs should take care of this one
You got some clever shit though, like I should have been swallowed
Wait, that aint original, A real king wrote that joke
All you kings do is follow

[Gezus]

Okay battle is over, poll will be up in a second.

[KRIM_TACTIKS]

Thanks for hosting gezus, it was good fun.

Raj good battle man respect.

[Gezus]

Okay poll is up. cast your vote for who you think won this battle.



Poll will close 5 days from right now.

Peace

[ClichéGuevara]

Quote:Another thousand posts before, starting my next feud
Become a “VIP MEMBER”, and get my name in yellow text too?

This reminded me of Eminem lol

[The Stoned Raj]

yeah thanks again josh, great battle krim

everytime i look back at these battles the next day I cant wait for the next one

I saw another threat about a tournament. I like the idea would anyone else be interested in actually getting this off the ground?

[aleXbosnian]

Great battle, some funny shit haha my vote goes to raj